Bette: Tina isn’t qualified to raise a biracial child.
Tina: But I was qualified to live and sleep with one for 8 years?
Bette: Obviously you weren’t qualified to do that either.
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There are people telling funny history stories and I wanted to tell my favorite!
Okay, so. When Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent along two teenage girls to him for him to use as he pleased. Napoleon was disgusted, because um, no, and he was madly in love with Josephine. So he sent them back. And, well, the Egyptian ministers must have misunderstood.Because they sent back two ten year old boys.
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when someone draws something just for you
This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste.
The more you know.
You must be fun at parties.
when someone draws something for me i die of amonia poisoning
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i hate the feeling when you’re talking to someone you love and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb
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